Joey Essex

 Essex by name, Essex by nature. Joey is the new kid on Mark’s block, the night club promoter is after Mark’s business and his birds. Rates:


 * Clubs


 * Mark’s career


 * His two sizes too small fashion policy

Slates:
 * His walnut whip.


 * Spiders


 * People who think hair dryers are the same as blow dryersJoeyEssex1.jpg

Quotes:


 * "My hair is looking reem"


 * "My shoes are looking reem"


 * "I'm looking reem"

Did you know:


 * Joey always wears shoes two sizes too small because he doesn't want to appear to have clowns feet.
 * Joey is currently looking for a new relationship and his contact number is . He wishes to be contacted in hopes that he will find that special someone.