Talk:Joey Essex/@comment-71.252.164.100-20131227185413

Joey Essex is the UK's answer to USA's Ryan Lochte. Very narcissistic and totally about self-promotion. Equally matched in terms of intelligence and wit (severely lacking on both counts) though Joey comes across as more "child-like and simple" whereas Ryan has a "dumb braggart" aire about him and has been described in print as a "hot douchebag". Both are looking to coin a word, with Joey's " 'REEM" and Lochte's "JEAH!" - neither of which will EVER be FETCH enough to build momentum. Where to find them? Hanging out on the corner of Stupidity Blvd. and Vacuous Ave. Good luck boys!